From The Spoof:
[Dateline Londonistan]: Just when it seemed that Islamic fundamentalism couldn't get any more extreme, a new study has revealed that social regression is alive, well and thriving within the Muslim community, courtesy NHS-funded 'virginity-repair' operations.
In a retro flashback many British-Asian-Middle Eastern-Muslim women say they are starting to feel pressured to "bleed on their wedding nights" or else their families would "lose face", while the hapless bride could "lose her head".
(It gets teenage boy gross here so you can click through to the link)"What's a good Muslim gal to do", moaned ululating modest-gal and prayin'-swayin' role-model Waheeda (alias Wicked Wendy, alias Wild and Wooly Walushka), as she tugged on her designer dental-floss knickers peeking out of hipster jeans while adjusting her hijab.
(This is the bit that mafde me laugh:)
Goaded on by His Hollowness Pope Ratfinker and his Vatican vassals, self-righteous, Conservative Christian anti-abortion activists have slammed this as an "anti-woman, retrogressive move purely designed to deny women their rights"
*snort*







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